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Deisch 

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The slurred acronym for dick head.
“Dude, you’re being such a Deisch.”

Rodger kept bragging about how many girls he’s been with. He’s such a deisch.
Deisch by Monopoly123 July 11, 2018
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The Deschanel Ruling 

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The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
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Ventriloquist Discharge 

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Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?
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Discheese 

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to displease, anger, or upset
It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.
Discheese by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021
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unauthorised discharge 

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During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places
Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows
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cheesy discharge 

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A female plumbing issue.
Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
cheesy discharge by fucwad March 16, 2004
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