Deisch

The slurred acronym for dick head

“Dude, you’re being such a deisch”

Rodger started bragging about all of the girls he’s been with. He’s such a Deisch

by Monopoly123 July 11, 2018

Deisch

The slurred acronym for dick head.

“Dude, you’re being such a Deisch.”

Rodger kept bragging about how many girls he’s been with. He’s such a deisch.

by Monopoly123 July 11, 2018

The Deschanel Ruling

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling

Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow

by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013

Ventriloquist Discharge

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 22, 2011

Discheese

to displease, anger, or upset

It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.

by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021

unauthorised discharge

During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places

Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows

by Astronaut Jim June 1, 2016

cheesy discharge

A female plumbing issue.

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!

by fucwad March 16, 2004