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Refers to kicking a guy (or girl) in between their legs, knocking them down, while simultaneously buttfucking them from behind and hitting them over their head with a TV before stabbing them in the crotch with the included TV remote and then throwing them into a pile of shit
Person 1: "Yo bro I just defanked that kid"
Person 2: "Holy shit bro that's insane"
Defank by Randahlian March 13, 2023
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To get out of one's depressed, moody state.
Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up with him.
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The devil in human body.
Desanka je umorila 1.f
desanka by Čokoladni burek February 7, 2019
To act stupid or say something stupid/inaccurate on a game, especially when friends are involved.
Michael said to Bob "that fortnite is better than Minecraft", while they played Minecraft together. Michael then replied "Bob that was defan."
defan by 27 Animations May 26, 2020

defunkle 

When someone causes an annoyance, but you are still dominating,.
Oh boy he just defunkled me! Imma kill him.
defunkle by Ziporty December 2, 2018
The state of having lost all funkiness.
Bell-bottoms are so defunkt now.
Defunkt by Jay Divanji January 13, 2008
To fix. To clean up. To remove funky, nasty,or unknown particles or debris.
I defunked my hair brush. I defunked my kitchen, bathroom etc.
Defunk by Cheri` Trigg December 19, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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