Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.

As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.

by Mike Beast August 21, 2010

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.

I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.

by JigsBigBro December 13, 2015

deep cleaning

When you use a q-tip to clean the schmegma out of your boyfriend's pizzle.

Rachel can't come out tonight...she's busy giving her man a deep cleaning.

by LPizzle September 13, 2006

Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.

Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.

by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

Deep South Cleaning

Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.

Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth

by BBQDolly September 17, 2010

Deepcleaner Dick

The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.

Her insides got cleaned by this deepcleaner dick!

by Gambas May 26, 2025