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Declan :) 

One seedy mother fucker, who thrives on awkwardness & seediness, but a hot english babe all the same (:
"hey look a really hot girl"

"imma tap dat"

--Quotes from Declan :) himself
Declan :) by His friend :) May 9, 2011
Words you can keep
Either girls love him or hate him they don’t know which one to choose because they all like him some way or another
Declan
Declan by Declan.m October 24, 2018
He is a really thoughtful person who cares about everyone. He is strong physical and mentally. He will never let his friend down. He is very loyal and will hurt you if he sees you being mean to one of his friends. Even though he can be annoying sometimes he is a fun person to hang out with and is smart and has ALOT of ideas
Declan is the best
Declan by Sickskier October 25, 2019
The sweetest most amazing guy I have ever met, completely breathe taking. Honest and pure and very respectful. Has a great sense of humour and never tries too hard is true to who he is. Declan is one of a kind and someone who will always make you smile no matter what.
The type of guy who will pull out your chair. Declan is epic!
Declan by rugbygirl September 15, 2012
Really funny, probably one of the best boyfriends any girl could ever have. Beautiful, yet very intelligent and obedient. Yet, he may beat the shit out of you if you make fun of him, or his friends.
Shithead: Ima beat yo...
Declan: Fuck off.

Shithead: ...
Declan by Lilnerdo556 July 7, 2019
Declan is a super amazing guy. Super funny, sweet, caring, and overall perfect. The best boyfriend a girl could ask for. A little awkward in the most adorable way ever.
She found a Declan?! I’m so jealous
Declan by Sandcassle July 25, 2018
AKA the hulk and all the girls want to be with him. everyone is scared of him because of how buff he is, but when you get to now him he is pretty sweet.
person 1: look at declans muscles you can see them 20 km away.
person 2: mine are bigger
person1: in your dreams bud
person 2: they are

person 1: what ever makes you sleep at night bud
declan by big man 14 14 October 21, 2014
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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