December 39

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The date you type on Ubran Dictionary because you either made a typo, or wanted to see what horrendous definition would appear after December 38.

WELL CONGRATULATIONS, BTW, YOU LONG NOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC HORSE FUCKER. YOU FOUND THE END OF THIS MORBID CHAIN. AS A REWARD, WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME BITCHES. WHAT'S NEXT, YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TYPE "DECEMBER 40"?! DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME, AND JUST QUIT AT DECEMBER 39

December 39 by 1 Deleted Account December 23, 2023

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december 39

december 39 is the day that you will get a life

person1: hey it's december 39th
person2: stupid

december 39 by yesimadude April 6, 2024

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December3

December 3 is the day to give a loved one or your crush your sweater referring to the song “Heather”by Conan gray.

“Give her your sweater tomorrow when since it will be December3”

December3 by AmirahMei December 1, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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