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dabanese 

"Dabanese" is when you have smoked the marijuana concentrate known as "dab" and have become intoxicated, allowing you to speak the language know as "dabanese", this language comes off as japense with a slit bit of jibberish.
Guy 1: "Man guys, istobe, dab through a heart, yaknow what I'm sayin'?"
Guy 2: "man that nigga john so fuckes up he speaking that dabanese, talking bout yaknow what I'm sayin', sound like jaba the hut."

Guy 1: "willtobe ittobe poorguess, ya feel me?"

Guy 2: "man you aight? You speaking that dabanese"
Guy 1: "not really"

Guy 2: "wiggle wiggle wiggle"

Guy 3: "man get him off the ground he shaking"
dabanese by Thatgirl420 June 5, 2016
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Dubanese 

A person from Dubai would be referred to as Dubanese.
"Mohammed is Dubanese"
Dubanese by Anonymous May 28, 2006

Dumbanese 

A language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can't understand it
Donald Trump: We will build a wall, a wall no Mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!

Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.

Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming
Dumbanese by Penis Gremlin April 10, 2016
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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