deaver

A human being (cloned or kidnapped) who is used as a component of an artificial intelligence computer or system.

May be electrified or not electrified.

A computer with no deavers is a "cat" and a computer with deavers is a "dog".

The CIA and IBM cloned 50 deavers for use as part of the psychotronic torture targeting system.

by RobMatrix December 7, 2018

Deaver fever

When you catch the fever you have the urge to high-five everyone you see.

For example: Molly: “Did you see that guy giving everyone high-fives?” John: “Yes he has Deaver Fever, it’s contagious”

by Jobo nosey January 26, 2022

Deaver Fever

This is a fever that gives you the urge to high-five anyone you see.

Ex: Madison: “Did you see that guy over there giving everyone high-fives?” Dave: “Yes I heard he has deaver fever which makes people have the urge to give people high-fives”

by Jobo nosey January 26, 2022

Deaver Bam

The sexual act of a girl licking the bottom rear side of the scrotum, or coinpurse as we say in my town, with the tip of her nose in a mans anus. He then proceeds to grip her throat to stop her breathing then releases immediately post-fart so that her first breath consists a lungful of epic gaseous glory.

Thou shalt not deaver bam.

Dude she deaver bam's like fat bitches eat cake

Deaver bams are messy after eating Chipotle

by cobra commander August 12, 2012

Deaver Fever

When you express great gratitude because a student is gone.

The teacher had Deaver fever when they found out Brianna wasn’t at school.

by Swagmoney drip March 10, 2022

pulling a Deaver

When a male politely sexiles his roomate(s) in order to have intimate relations and/or sex with a female partner a multitude of times in one night. The results are usually that of 1.) Not sleeping in favor of all night sex, and 2.) (Probably inappropriately) Telling everyone who lives around you (and their siblings) about how you "railed this chick all night last night"

Colin: How was last night after you told me not to come back to the dorm?

Mike: It was awesome! I was pulling a Deaver and railed this chick like four times in 5 hours!

by Bradley423 October 12, 2009

daniel deaver

Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.

Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.

by :skull_emoji: June 1, 2022