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Deathpimp

A form of the grim reaper where he is not in a black robe, but rather in a pimp outfit, and he has a cane instead of a scythe. When he visit's you, his call is usually; "Bitch yo comin' with me" followed by a series of curses. If you resist him then you will be bitch slapped by his bony hand and your soul will work the corner forever.
Ohh damn, Shaniqua got taken by the deathpimp! Dumb bitch.
by SunshineBubblesSzorosy September 14, 2010
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deathpickled

grossly intoxicated. being blacked-out, unable to care for one's self. inability to stand up without assitance.
yeah man, jared was so deathpickled last night that ernie had to babysit him for most of the night.
by aids_831 November 19, 2010
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Deathpump

Highly unsatisfactory sexual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.

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Highly unsatisfactory sexual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.

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by Deathpump July 18, 2015
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Deathamphetamine

When a person who abuses crystal Meth looks like death
She looked like she abuses crystal meth. She looks like deathamphetamine
by Stephglam March 17, 2018
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over deathtimate

This is what our fucking national news media does every fucking time some nut starts killing people or some tragedy takes place. It's also the reason the news now calls one soldier 'a troop' as in 25 Troops were killed today. It starts with some saddened faced motherfucker female or male and they always start high with the death count from 'anonymous sources' and hope that they're are babies and pregnant women involved because it sounds a lot more tragic! Any death is tragic but our 'man bites dog' fucking media hopes for a high death count whether it be war, some psycho, plane crash, tornado, hurricane etc. Fuck you to all news networks everywhere you fucking shameless death mongers.
BREAKING NEWS: There was a 'massacre' at a high school today and there are 41 known dead... BREAKING NEWS: We just found out there are only 38 known dead... 32....29....27....19.....11.... BREAKING NEWS!!! Massacre at the high school continues with this update!! 3 people were killed today in a High School massacre!! Two of them were the gunmen..... BREAKING NEWS, the high school student is wounded but in stable condition but the two gunmen are dead in this 'HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRE'!! More to follow...I hope our breaking news helped to 'over deathtimate' the death count so it sounded a lot larger of a number that had died and more of a tragedy to all of you reality fucking morons out there!!
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
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DEATHPIMP72

He is a dude who loves to make out with french Canadian Men....
Deathpimp72 loves men
by Rorytate1 July 14, 2009
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#deathnimbus09

The official midwestern storm of June 23rd, 2009. Specifically in and around Sioux Falls, South Dakota and the Minneapolis/St. Paul Metro in Minnesota. The term was first coined on the popular micro-blogging site, Twitter.com.
Wow, my roof was completely ripped off by #deathnimbus09.
by Zachamon June 23, 2009
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