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Deathjerk

When a male (or female) excites the male reproductive organ (penis) to the extent where the victim has heart failure from: lack of oxygen supply or lack of blood to the brain
1."Dude, have you seen Sean today?"
2."Didn't you hear? His mom found him, did a deathjerk"
1. "Poor fucker."
by The Ù December 9, 2002
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deatherage

The name of a god.Whoever has this name;will forever be blessed.
It's a kickass name apparently,don't worry not literally kicking your ass though.

despite the death and rage part;It's actually for a very sensitive male,
Who will understand you.
female: Hey have you seen deatherage?
Male: YEAH he's my bro
female: he's so cool and understanding.
by Cattypatty December 7, 2013
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Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
by mattanaw July 21, 2021
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drathjer

Jo Drathjer - Member of the famous Drathjer family that originates from Ostfriesland in Germany. This family
mostly consists of very talented and
creative graphic designers
I adore this Drathjer - he mad my logo
and my life.
by Jo Drathjer June 22, 2004
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Deathperation

A state of being able to "die" and come back willing to die for whatever you regreted and achieve your goal.
I will use my deathperation to protect my friends!
by TheManofAzure November 14, 2017
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deathversary

The anniversary of someone's death. It is generally not a fun occasion.
Natalie's deathversary is today, so lets drink in her honor.
by MelPDX January 3, 2009
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Deather

A conspiracy theorist who believes the democratic health care reform plan is a ruse to kill senior citizens and fetuses.
Did you hear that someone from the government if going to visit every old person every 5 years to see how they want to die? Then they are going to make a list of the old people to help die?

Dude, no way! I heard they are going to make every pregnant woman have an abortion because they are free.

Right on, dude! You're a deather? Are you a birther, too?
by maddow watcher July 31, 2009
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