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Death Mix 

Death Mix happens when you get an empty water bottle. Then, you go to your parents’ liquor cabinet: take a little bit of every liquor and you put it inside the water bottle. Even the melon one, even the banana one, even the vermouth, even the rum, and even the one in the back that you don’t even know what it is, and then you shake it up. Then you drink it at school and you forget about school. And you don’t need to learn because who cares about learning? Then you vomit in the bathroom and the teachers are worried, but fuck the teachers. Then your parents are worried and they’re all like “Where is my alcohol?” They didn’t notice because you put in a little water in it, then you put it in the freezer, and then it freezes. Then you get caught, but it all works out.
Ah, yes sweet death mix. It tastes like literal poison, but you chug the whole thing at school and spend the latter half of the day passed out on the wheelchair bathroom stall.
Death Mix by tommyboy666 February 22, 2018
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Death Mix 

A mixture of two or more non-complimentary alcohol's, usually stolen from parents before you can buy alcohol, and taken to a party or other social function.
J: Brian brought the fuckin' death mix to the party last night.
A: That shit was gross, but it did the job
Death Mix by buttdoctor101 October 27, 2011

Tucker Death Mix

Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.
Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.

Tucker Death Mix

A drink created by Tucker Max in his story "The UT Weekend". It is made by combining:
-750mL Everclear
-32oz Gatorade
-2 cans Red Bull
I begin sucking back the Everclear/Gatorade/Red Bull mixture, which I will hereafter refer to as "Tucker Death Mix."
Tucker Death Mix by JollyDarkness October 13, 2009

Mexican Death Mix

A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.
Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero
Mexican Death Mix by DaGooseMan12 September 22, 2011

tucker max death mix 

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds
You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.
tucker max death mix by MC Awesome November 13, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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