When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.
CSI SCENARIO:
Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi