Deadly Auntie

A Deadly Auntie is commonly known as an older woman who has hickies most of the time from her snags.

A Deadly Aunties favourite place to reside is her snag's vehicle. A Deadly Aunties favourite way to mark their territory is hickies. She is good at dancing too, she’ll snag your man. Bannock bum is a common feature you should look for in a deadly auntie. Furthermore stay away from the deadliness, it will be hard but with deadliness comes craziness too.

(someone uncle) whos that over der lookin deadly?

(cousin) ay, dats my auntie ur talkin about

(someone's uncle) but she's just so deadly, now that I know she's ur auntie I can call her my deadly auntie

(other female cousin #1) ay, I heard that she was trynna snag Samantha's man
(other female cousin #2) pff, she thinks she's so deadly but she's not
(other female cousin #3) yah she even has bannock bum but the men like it

(female cousins #1-3) eeeeeeeeeeee hahaha

(the one and only Deadly Auntie coming in the room) ay, what's all this talk about me not being a deadly auntie cause I'm so deadly I could snag all of ur mans

(female cousins #1-2) oh yah, go hed then

(female cousins #3) yah go hed take their mans (*whispers* but not mine)

Deadly Auntie by Doctor __Wordsmith March 15, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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