Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 8, 2025

Ball-Dead

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.

Jerry made me ball-dead!!!

by Adb1002 December 13, 2017

Dead-Baller

This is when someone is a shit footballer and has no ability of any sort

Le celso is a dead-baller

by Anti le celso June 14, 2020

dead baller

A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman

That fool is a dead baller
Man that bloke is a dead baller

by Gabriel SLN (bad man) April 7, 2017

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Dead Baller

Dead Baller- Someone who is bad at football

'Edmund is a dead baller for sure'

by A cold baller November 16, 2021

dead-on-balls

something very well put, right on target

"The book editor was dead-on-balls accurate with his review of the new bestseller."

by Nifkin Grundle Jr. January 23, 2006