Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

dead monkey

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

by LeviathanRX May 6, 2008

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020