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dead monkey
Noun
1. A deceased primate.
2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. A deceased primate.
2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.
2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
dead monkey by LeviathanRX May 6, 2008
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