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1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand
1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...
by LeviathanRX May 06, 2008
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