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Dead Man's Curve 

A curve on I-90 where it meets with/ splits from OH Rt. 2 on the edge of downtown Cleveland. Going Westbound, there's an onramp from OH. Rt. 2 Eastbound just after it, so you have to cross over 2-4 lanes of traffic to get into Downtown Cleveland. Posted speed limit is 35 mph. Lots of traffic accidents involving ice/snow, tractor-trailors, and drunk drivers.

Then you get to have fun trying to hit I-77 or I-71 so you can get ANYWHERE into Southern or Western Cleveland and the accompanying suburbs. Another fine mess from the fucktards at ODOT!
"This jerkoff was trying to race me from the minute I got on the freeway, but I dusted his ass on Dead Man's Curve doing 70 mph."

"I was on my way to see you and a bunch of stunters on crotch rockets were weaving all over Dead Man's Curve, I was sure one of them was gonna crash."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004