the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up
Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."
Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"
Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."
Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"
Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."
by Tangled23 October 26, 2011
Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.
To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.
by Eagle ridge chair lift March 03, 2012
A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
by J & R Cock March 27, 2005
by Xander October 30, 2003
When you are going down on a girl and she has no emotions and her face looks like a dead fish and is dissatisfied.
Matt Austin was finger blasting this girls snatch super hard and went down on her and she instantly looked like a dead fish.
by bitchtits907 May 18, 2013
to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object
Dude I was over Mark's last night and he was asleep so I turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. It was like flop flop flop/
by Willy Phister October 25, 2009
(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake March 01, 2008