dead fishing

to flop your penis and balls back and forth making the sound of slapping much like a dead fish slapping and object

Dude I was over Mark's last night and he was asleep so I turned on the lights and started dead fishing until his mom walked in. It was like flop flop flop/

by Willy Phister October 25, 2009

Dead Fishing

the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up

Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."

Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"

Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."

by Tangled23 October 26, 2011

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.

John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.

by Ant1lock July 31, 2025

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

Deadfishing

When your fisherman distastefully takes you by surprise by prematurely getting his rocks off, but he promptly attempts to cast his limp rod anyway because of his deep infatuation for gettin sum of dat bass.

“Ahhhhhhhh….. oops… Sorry honey, looks like we’re deadfishing again tonight...”

“Ugh, John is always prematurely getting his rocks off… at least he deadfished me for 10 minutes last night.”

by GettinDeadfishedTonight January 22, 2022