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1. To act, think or behave without regard to anyone other than yourself and your interests. Beyond the normal selfish behavior includes lying and distorting even the most apparent facts to get your way.
2. To use the fact that you converted to the Jewish religion to get preferential treatment or to get your way by accusing others of descrimination.
1. He wanted the team lead position so badly that he degrooted me by planting a ficticious e-mail in my personell file.
2. When managers decided that I was the best candidate for the job he wanted, he pulled a degroot saying that I had been a nazi in a previous life and that by promoting me they were descriminating against his Jewish heritage.
degroot by Stan West October 23, 2005
Words you can keep
1. A lactose intolerant multicultural person. He looks asian, even though he is italian, but wishes that he was hispanic. This can be seen through the love of dancing to reggaton, riding bikes, and paving driveways.
2. Someone having a strange obsession with "arroz con pollo"
3. a name for the speech disorder concerning mumbling and speaking too quietly
"Oh that degroot is so dreamy"
degroot by suzieq July 23, 2008
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To drive beyond one’s skill level and splatter your friends across the windshield.
See those guys get hit by that car? Fuck did they get Degrooted.

Coming in hot! Nope, he almost killed them, that’s a Degroot!

Tavish DeGroot 

The real name for the Demoman from the First person shooter Team Fortress 2.
Person 1: Did you know Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot?
Person 2: Why would I know that.
Person 1: Didn't you read the comics?
Tavish DeGroot by poploop345 January 27, 2021
Is the act done after sex when the female is asleep. The male fills a balloon with his sperm and as the female is still sleeping carefully inserts the sperm filled balloon into the females vagina with the tied end of the balloon facing out of the vagina. So then the next time some one sits in her lap the balloon explodes, completely drenching what ever she is wearing. This method can be use as a way to prank your girlfriend if she is cheating on you.
"Aw man last night I had sex with the math teacher and guess what when sat on her lap she came like crazy."

"Oh her husband probably just degrooded her."
"Aw what"

"Yeah sorry man but that's what probably happened"
degrood by Mega Zeppelin July 7, 2014
A SMART HOT SEXY PERSON WHO HAS THIS LAST NAME
It’s used as a last name a lot degroat
degroat by anonymous May 18, 2022

DeGrooting 

When someone is annoying you, or if you're a teacher and ur students are talking in class, look at them and say "quit being so DeGrooting"
You're in Economics class and you are trying to give an answer but there is someone, for example lets use dakota, talking over you, yell at them by saying "quit being so DeGrooting dakota im getting sick of it" and then continue with your answer.
DeGrooting by GPNJ14 December 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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