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Is the act done after sex when the female is asleep. The male fills a balloon with his sperm and as the female is still sleeping carefully inserts the sperm filled balloon into the females vagina with the tied end of the balloon facing out of the vagina. So then the next time some one sits in her lap the balloon explodes, completely drenching what ever she is wearing. This method can be use as a way to prank your girlfriend if she is cheating on you.
"Aw man last night I had sex with the math teacher and guess what when sat on her lap she came like crazy."

"Oh her husband probably just degrooded her."
"Aw what"

"Yeah sorry man but that's what probably happened"
by Mega Zeppelin July 7, 2014
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A Government that is communist but leans more to capitalist. This type of government does give citizens a choice to vote, but this vote is usually dismissed. Polloist governments also force their citizens to follow a certain religion. Not much is know about this religion other than the Gods they worship. These two Gods are a picture of Walter White and Jessie from Breaking Bad.
China is sort of a Polloist government but they do not believe in the "Two Great Meth Gods" of Polloism.
by Mega Zeppelin April 9, 2014
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