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Day-shorts 

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
Day-shorts by moydog March 14, 2009
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Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.
Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”
Green Shorts Day by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

national booty shorts day 

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.
Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

Short shorts day 

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV
Short shorts day by Anonym215 November 29, 2021

national shorts day 

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
national shorts day by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.
"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"