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David’s mom 

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted
I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

David’s Mom 

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.
Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom
David’s Mom by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021

Larry David Moment 

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.
Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

Davis Moment

An act of extreme stupidity that makes you question your will to live
The Davis Moment is the best thing to come out of today
Davis Moment by The Grimbo Master September 24, 2020

David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
David Moment by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

davis moms 

The scariest moms you'll ever meet. They usually have the "May I speak to the manager" haircut These moms usually reside in the Farmington/Layton/Woods cross UTAH area. They are extremely judgy people and they think they are the shit because they go to church every Sunday but are totally okay with their kids marrying at the age of 17.
Person 1: "Wow that lady is a bitch."
Person 2: "Don't pay her any attention she's just one of those Davis moms."
davis moms by Yoyotototo August 22, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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