Davids mom 

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

Davids mom by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

David’s mom 

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

David’s mom by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

David’s Mom 

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.

Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom

David’s Mom by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021

Larry David Moment 

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.

Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

Larry David Moment by StabberJosh May 1, 2008

Davis Moment

An act of extreme stupidity that makes you question your will to live

The Davis Moment is the best thing to come out of today

Davis Moment by The Grimbo Master September 24, 2020

David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.

"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"

David Moment by AlsoMento May 1, 2023

davis moms 

The scariest moms you'll ever meet. They usually have the "May I speak to the manager" haircut These moms usually reside in the Farmington/Layton/Woods cross UTAH area. They are extremely judgy people and they think they are the shit because they go to church every Sunday but are totally okay with their kids marrying at the age of 17.

Person 1: "Wow that lady is a bitch."
Person 2: "Don't pay her any attention she's just one of those Davis moms."

davis moms by Yoyotototo August 22, 2017