david m

The best guy you'll ever meet he's athletic has brown hair and a flash shirt and a Tony hawk jacket.

(David m)"I'm not going unless David's there"

david m by definer 2651 January 30, 2017

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David H-O-H-M-A-N-N

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010

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M.C. David

An insanely hot kickass emo boy that listens to mc chris and I wish to have as my own. God that boy drives me crazy.

Whos that kid Leah's making out with? Oh thats just her hunny bunny M.C. David.

M.C. David by Flooky April 10, 2005

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david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.

If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.

david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?

david miller by Eddy January 17, 2008