david m
The best guy you'll ever meet he's athletic has brown hair and a flash shirt and a Tony hawk jacket.
david m by definer 2651 January 30, 2017
Words you can keep
David H-O-H-M-A-N-N
Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
David H-O-H-M-A-N-N by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010
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M.C. David
An insanely hot kickass emo boy that listens to mc chris and I wish to have as my own. God that boy drives me crazy.
M.C. David by Flooky April 10, 2005
david miller
david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.
If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style.
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?
david miller by Eddy January 17, 2008
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!