David Bowie'd 

To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:

1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.

History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.

John: "BRO!"

Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"

David Bowie'd by SPC Nobody March 6, 2012

David Bowie'd 

Sex move.
The act of poking partner in the eye during or after oral sex. An extremely funy and immature manuever that will guarentee that you will never sleep with that individual again.
Named for famous rocker David Bowie, who is gay, and has two diffrent colored eyes. Speculated that his homosexuality is a contributing factor of his multicolored eyes.

"Chloe got David Bowie'd on her one night stand last night. I do feel sorta bad for her, but if you act like a whore..."

"I heard Jacob pulled a David Bowie on Katy, now she has one green eye and one black one"

"Does Marylin Manson wear contacts, or did he get David Bowie'd?"

David Bowie'd by SmackEverything May 1, 2010

David Bowie 

He reminds us of the babe

David bowie is babe babe is life

David Bowie by Isawmybaybay July 3, 2016

david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.

booty tights David bowie David Bowie Tights

david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

David Bowie 

An amazing, legendary, genius icon in the music industry. There are not enough superlatives to adequately describe his talent, adaptability, exquisite beauty, incredibly sensuous voice, innovation, vastly ranging vicissitudes of style and genre (rock, pop, soul, metal, alternative, jazz ...)...

I love David Bowie and his music. He has been my favorite forever, and he's so fantastically exciting as a musician (performer and songwriter), he's a very good actor (stage and screen), and he is SO HOT, omg!

David Bowie by KMEv October 8, 2008

David Bowie 

One of the greatest rockers of all time, who is constantly changing his appearance. A very influential rock legend who created the alter Ego Ziggy Stardust, and has shaped rock music through out his career.

David Bowie was a great rocker during the 70s and now.

David Bowie by Anonymous August 18, 2003

The David Bowie Effect 

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.

"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."

The David Bowie Effect by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018