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710%er Dabber
710%er Dabber by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019
Dole Dabber
“Initially a commercial for the Danon brands ‘Dole Dipper’ product, it has since been modified to represent those who have gone completely off the rails or absolutely bonkers do to the overuse of a THC pen apparatus.”
Dole Dabber by Barnman April 4, 2019
Brown dabber
Brown dabber by Jonniecam August 4, 2016
mud dauber
The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.
Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”
mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018
s dubbed
s dubbed by Booty Halloween September 7, 2009
Lubber Dubber
Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.
Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method?
"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".
Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .
Who is your favorite character in Human History?
"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"
"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".
Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .
Who is your favorite character in Human History?
"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"
Lubber Dubber by The Philosopher July 9, 2014
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