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date me pls

when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
date me pls by thanks! February 3, 2018

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.
"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"
Date me boots by Onibaku December 16, 2008

Date Me December

*Date Me December* is a challenge in the month of December. You'll need to get a date within 31 days or til the last day of December. If you won't get a date within 31 days, you've proven yourself you're a weakling. So if you wanna do this challenge, do your best!
most used line:

"will you be my DMD(Date Me December) date?"
Date Me December by Skylaristic December 1, 2020

Date Me December

When a boy ask out one romantic interest (e.i bf or gf) a day, but they are not aloud to chicken out and ask a bro. It must be someone different every day, unless you start dating or the girl or guy asks you again the next day after the boy has said “bee”
The receiver can only say “no” 5 times in December or if they have already been asked that day which means the boy can ask again a different day and has to ask someone else. You are aloud double dates but no more people than that. The date doesn’t have to be on the actually day
“Wanna date me this December for Date Me December
Date Me December by SassySmocher06 November 12, 2019

Thea date me?? 

Thea date me?? by Jaydennn November 23, 2021

women so hot pls date me 

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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