Darkmonger

A divine being. They are also a terrorist riding a bike. If you piss them off, they will annihilate you.

All hail Lord Darkmonger!

by Darkmonger November 3, 2021

Darkmonger

A little boy with a big imagination. Unfortunately he also thinks he’s god because his imagination is a bit too big.

Darkmonger is 14.

by Wannabe Worldhopper August 5, 2024

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

darkranger

Usually associated with fags and horses.

Hey dude a saw a darkranger the other day

by Titty June 29, 2004

Dirtmonger

A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.

You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.

I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.

That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.

by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009