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In the Order of Nine Angles (O9A), the Dark Gods are a collection of entities said to inhabit the "acausal realm," a dimension existing beyond the laws of physical space and linear time. While some members view them as literal beings, others interpret them as archetypes or facets of the human subconscious.

Key characteristics and names from the O9A pantheon include:
Baphomet: Depicted not as the traditional goat-headed figure, but as a mature woman carrying a severed head. She is considered a primary archetypal dark goddess.
Atazoth: Regarded as a powerful "ruling god of the deep," often associated with the process of destroying old ways of thinking and contact through specific "Sinister Chants Nythra & Kthunae: Along with Atazoth, these are frequently cited as the primary "sinister and evil" deities governing the paths of the Tree of Wyrd.
Vindex: A prophetic figure (sometimes called the "Antichrist") meant to emerge in the future to overthrow the current "Magian" (Judeo-Christian) order and establish a new Dark Imperium.
Other Entities: The grimoires mention beings like Shugara, Athushir, Budsturga, and Gaubni, who are said to have "intruded" into the physical universe at various points in history. In practice, O9A adherents attempt to "presence the dark" by opening nexions (gateways) to draw acausal energy into the world. This is often done through rituals intended to cause chaos, disruption, or societal collapse.
Dark gods can be used as a religious god but they also linked to o9a which is one reason it bad.
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Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!

Dark Grapes (Godsmak) 

A strain of pot (female cannabis plant) invented in 2010 by DJ Xero (Landorex Mondre Maduin Oak-Miyamoto) aka MondreMAN in Laderna Heights (a subdivision of Oakland, California) which was brought out to Japan in 2011 for regular consumption in mass quantities publicly as well as dispensary based!!

(6 of the most potent OG's (Ocean Grown), crossed with 6 of the most potent Purple's, finally crossed with The Black)!!
Mondre: Yo, my nigga!! You wanna burn this blunt??

Random: What it be??

Mondre: My strain Dark Grapes (Godsmak) my nigga!!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026