Dark fruits
Dark fruits by oesn March 2, 2020
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Dark Fruits Dan
nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
Dark Fruits Dan by Stickydragon March 22, 2022
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018
strongbow dark fruits
UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
strongbow dark fruits by polominty June 4, 2018
strongbow dark fruits
Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500
Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, he’s just put “someone talk” on his Snapchat story
strongbow dark fruits by jesssmithxo98 June 3, 2018
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.