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A brand of cider and a very popular alcoholic drink in Britain. Although there are numerous other brands strongbow remains the most popular cider.
"I'll buy you a drink. What do you want?"
"Pint of Strongbow."
"I should have known, watch my Strongbow while I buy yours."
"Pint of Strongbow."
"I should have known, watch my Strongbow while I buy yours."
Strongbow by aled-from-da-hills July 22, 2009
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Strongbow
Dry, watery cider that tastes faintly of those chemicals you used in secondary school chemistry class. Always seems like the best thing to buy when having an "event" due to it's cheapness and universal appeal- it's sweet enough for girls to like, but "beery" enough for guys to like.
Almost always induces vomiting after 5 or 6 cans. It is physically impossible to sip or savour Strongbow in any way due to both it's taste and reputation as a "party drink".
Almost always induces vomiting after 5 or 6 cans. It is physically impossible to sip or savour Strongbow in any way due to both it's taste and reputation as a "party drink".
*when drunk* god, why did we buy STRONGBOW?! *pukes in front of friends* I'll never drink this godawful shite again...
Strongbow by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
strongbow dark fruits
UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
strongbow dark fruits by polominty June 4, 2018