3 definitions by oesn

Jamie is a fat fucking simpleton who spends his free time eating, sleeping (very little), complaining about literally nothing and smoking copious amounts of marijuana that he bought with his universal credit money. Jamie will literally snort vape liquid up his nose because he bums off it that much.
Person 1: hey is that a simp?
Person 2) no it’s just Jamie the silly cunt!
by oesn March 2, 2020
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Trying to prise information out of someone, although you already know the answer and want them to admit to it.
Matthew: why did you ask if Veronica was going to prom, Brad already said she was.
David: It's passive-curious, it starts coversations and you know its 100% true.
by oesn April 16, 2015
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Something that I’d rather have than a wife
Person one: I want a wife
Person two: I want a dark fruits
by oesn March 2, 2020
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