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Dark Cacao Cookie 

One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.

Spoilers Ahead

As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate

Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"

Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.

(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
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dark cacao cookie 

dark cacao cookie is a hot daddy dilf from a game called cookie run kingdom he is one of the 5 ancient cookies
person 1:”do u know that one hot dilf from that cookie game”
person 2:”dark cacao cookie?”
person 1:”YESS HES SO HOT OMG”
dark cacao cookie by cookiehot February 26, 2022

dark cacao cookie 

cold and bitter king that everyone including me simps for

From cookie run kingdom
One of the 5 ancients

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 14

also if he gets overwhelmed by his emotions (normally rage, anguish and pain) enough his soul jam turns him into a massive emo ghost thingy that looks like tricky phase 3 except with long hair and a torso

dont believe me look at the cutscenes or on tumblr
"Bro did you see dark cacao cookie"
"Yea he went beserk bro."
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