Danny May 

A horny pasty white ass motherfucker (he fucks his mom) who performs chicago steamers dirty sanchezes vagina cheezers pasty doughboys and tony danzas to men
his penis is chode size
and he is coverd in his own filthy seimen and phecies
watch the fuck out for this pasty ass mother fucker
his bitches incude samuel raimundo and a big ass motherfucker named qrant querry

homo, faggot, blow job, anal pleasures, pussy juice cocking, and pasty princesses covered in cheese and diet coke, danny may

Danny May by eddy nuts May 29, 2008

danny mayor 

Some one who will be there for you. Silly, nice, energetic, strong, and loving. When he starts to like you he will become defensive if some one jokes around about you. Don't let him go. Don't try to move on... you never know wht his feelings can be back?!

I want Danny Mayor to find some one to love

danny mayor by Legit... not joking February 25, 2017

Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.

Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please

Mayoman danny sandwitch by The start June 25, 2022