Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.

Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.

Danky Panky by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

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Danky Panky

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED

Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP

Danky Panky by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015

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dankypank

a fucking good pancake with weed in it.

That dankypank is the shit

dankypank by genafucke December 19, 2006

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dankyhanky

Sneezing on the influence of marijuana

that was a nice dankyhanky

dankyhanky by Nipo January 30, 2017

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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