dandieballs 

A man who is very forgetful and has skewed reasoning behaviors almost constantly. Also in debates he will present information that has no previous research to back it up, but will be claimed as correct.

I know this dandieballs who dropped out of a class because it was too easy and he knew he wouldn't focus in class, so he would get a bad grade in the class, but the class is still mandatory to take for his major.

dandieballs by wellimmikedd December 20, 2010

dandyballs 

A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.

"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"

dandyballs by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014

Dangleballs 

The presence of the male scrotum in your throat.

Jenny: Omg! I have dangleballs after teabagging Miguel last night.

Sheila: TMI!!!!

Dangleballs by LatinLover12345 March 30, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004