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Danger Maz 

danger maz is when you want to masturbate but you know someone will be home soon and could possibly catch you in the middle, but you do it anyway.

It can also mean Masturbating somewhere you shouldent be, like in a public toilet or in a church.
1st person: Dude, i had a wicked DANGER MAZ this morning.
2nd person: Why was it danger and not regular?
1st person: it was next to the Babys crib while he was sleeping!
2nd person: yo wtf?
Danger Maz by [SCUM]Taz July 4, 2020
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Danger Mazz 

To masturbate in a place easily caught.
Created by the forum heads of www.skateboard.com.au where a thread was dedicated to danger mazz and people posting and saying the most dangererous place they have tugged.
Jamal: I mazzed in a tent while my parents were asleep next to me. BEST DANGER MAZZ EVER.

Clownie: I mazzed during my english exam in the toilets because i finished early crazyyy danger mazz. Well dope i do say lad.
Danger Mazz by mr.grecea April 8, 2008

danger maze 

A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.
I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?
danger maze by JMC June 9, 2003

dangermaz 

The act of masturbating in a public, or dangerous place, adding an element of danger to the act in question.
When I went on holiday to Iraq I had a dangermaz every day.
dangermaz by neggatron September 17, 2007

dangerman 

an extremely intelligent man, he is smarter. you need to trust his plan for he is the danger man. he can detect scrollers. he knows you are NOT 4chan. trust dangerman.
that guy is a real dangerman, he knows everything.
dangerman by king_D__ October 18, 2023