Dandemic

Pronounced: Dan-dem-ic. Noun. A pandemic caused through poor leadership and incompetence by Dictorian Labor Leader, Dan Andrews.

Recently there was a bill enacted through parliament which discriminates against hard working business owners by changes to procurement rules which require quotas for engagement of indigenous businesses. In essence this sounds like a solid attempt to empower indigenous Australians. In reality though, due to loopholes, there are many businesses that are claiming to be indigenous just because they employ a certain amount of indigenous workers. This is how the Dandemic was created.

by Big Eez August 16, 2020

damndemic

A damndemic is a public health situation where thousands and thousands of good folks become quite ill, or worse, due to exposure to an invisible virus or bacteria. The spread of the illness is hastened by a small but vocal percentage of the public not following precautionary guidelines, and not giving a damn about the health and well being of others.

"If people don't follow the rules, we are all going to be hit during this damndemic," the spokesperson said.

by ElCommissioner July 1, 2020