A delicious mix of Martell VS and Cranberry juice served over ice with the garnish of your choosing. A Classic Cocktail in every sense of the word and the signature drink of all hard partying fellas. Trust Me When I Tell You, this libation does not disappoint.
Huff: I hate every wine option that we have available here.
Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.
Matt: What are we going to drink now?
Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!
Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.
Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can'twalk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."
The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.
1. Any male named "Dan" with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.
One who is vastly superior to all others in terms of golf, academics, and the social scene. A Danimal typically pulls off spectacularily clutch shots when needed and responds with ferocious roars. Danimals are animals in all aspects of life, and are bound for success.
Jack: "Yo dude Danny just had to chip in to force extra holes, and he made it"
Teddy: "I know man he's so ferocious and clutch. He's just a monster out on CCR. What a Danimal"
Chris: "He certainly has a salsbury future ahead of him."
A term that commonly refers to a species of beastly men who tear shit up in bed, mudruns, and are ferocious on the weekends. These Danimals have been known to chew on the bones of small dogs and watch small children get smacked.
If one comes across a Danimal, hide your kids hide your wife.
Danimal: Just think of a mix between a bear, wolverine, pirate, Steve McQueen, and Angus Young
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.