Damon j 

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

Damon j by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018

devin damon johnson 

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.

"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods

devin damon johnson by Hank brewer November 23, 2021

Johnny Damon

Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.

Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.

Johnny Damon by DarkFenX April 8, 2006

johnny damon

Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees

Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch

johnny damon by apathyislethal April 26, 2006

Johnny Damon

Once the centerfielder and face of the greatest team in baseball, the Boston Red Sox. Now an overpaid, clean shaven sellout playing for the New York Yankees.

I can't believe Johnny Damon signed with the Yankees.

Yeah, he even cut his hair too. What a sellout.

Johnny Damon by Devin"The Balls"McDermott January 3, 2006

johnny Damon

The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.

Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.

johnny Damon by parliment July 23, 2004

Johnny Damon

A major league baseball player with native american blood. He loves the land, and respects the great spirit. he has many pow-wows to celebrate his baseball victories.

Johnny Damon lives in a long-house

Johnny Damon by blumf February 8, 2005