Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.
Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.
The year wen god finally let the red sox win.
Red Sox are the 2004 world champions
A misspelled word for a city in Thailand.
If you smart, you will know that the city's name is Phuket not Phucket.
Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.
(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)
OMG! You killed Kenny!
The next Roger clemens, red sox betrayer even tho roger was kewl
At least Roger Clemens didnt insult the Bosox like Pedro