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damn shit 

a sign of distress or annoyance... can sometimes be used as an exclamation...
Boss: Guess what! You have to work a double shift tomorrow! HAHAHAHA!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!

or...

Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!
damn shit by Frickin' Jerms March 30, 2007

Damn-shit 

Equivalent to damn straight, but typically reserved to the “money money” members. Much like the n-word is to the urban brothers
That guys sucks at rocket league. Damn-shit!

Damn shit junk 

Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

damn shit son 

What coaches (Usually football) say when a player messes up.
"Damn shit son!"
"Hold on to the ball! Damn shit son!"
damn shit son by Colbath December 20, 2014

God Damn Shit Fuck 

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!
God Damn Shit Fuck by Sproggs January 8, 2012

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me