Damian L 

He is depressed and Yeets kids off mountains.

Damian L is boring.

Damian L by MrDamianSucks July 21, 2019

Damian luck 

Damian luck is when you get so lucky its unbelievable. And because of that your friend's hate you for it or take profit of it.

He won the lottery. He must have Damian luck

Damian luck by Damianbeck January 27, 2021

Damian Lillard

Damian Lamonte Ollie Lillard Sr. (born July 15, 1990) is an American professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He played college basketball for the Weber State Wildcats and earned third-team All-American honors in 2012. After being selected by Portland with the sixth overall pick in the 2012 NBA draft, Lillard was unanimously voted the NBA Rookie of the Year. He has received four NBA All-Star selections.1

Damian Lillard Went Too The Lakers !.

Damian Lillard by @taemanz @taexmanz TAE TAE July 1, 2019

Damian Lillard

A NBA player that wears the letter "O"
Not zero but OH

Damian Lillard Jersey Number O!

Damian Lillard by IDefineThingz January 6, 2024

Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.

He is Damian "long shlong" Wooding it.

Damian "long shlong" Wood by geggregmed October 16, 2025

Damian's Law 

Damian's Law: The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts.

Males pay less attention to senses other than sight (ie smell, taste) with regards to females, than females do towards men. What this means - The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts. This is known as Damian's Law.

Damian's Law by A Hot gurl August 14, 2009

Lazy Damian 

A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.

-Have you seen Steven today in school?

-No, he has been playing Smite all night.

-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.

Lazy Damian by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017