Daley Day

The act of turning a completely easy task into an absolute shit fuck.

He came in to land the plane and completely fucked it up. He inadvertently shut down Both Engines. He had another Daley Day.

by RustyDog August 5, 2008

Dale's Day

1) Start off the day by finishing off uni
2) Come home and work on your car
3) Watch Miami Vice with a Hot Blonde
4) Complete Life on Expert

Dale's Day can only be achieved by a chosen few~

by Ark35 December 8, 2010

Give us this day our dally bred

Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.

"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.

by QuacksO August 11, 2021

dayley

someone who is always uncomfortable.

I'm feeling a bit dayley today.

by arrowhead7537 December 21, 2016