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Dairy Farm 

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.
Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.
Dairy Farm by MattSicko November 17, 2020

The Dairy Farm 

When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.
Would you like to come join us at The Dairy Farm after work.

Wisconsin Dairy Farm

A man gets on all fours with a bucket underneath his dick and a woman milks his penis until he cums in the bucket and then she drinks it
My girlfriend gave me a Wisconsin Dairy Farm last night; it was so nice!

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

Dairy Farmer's Arm 

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
Dairy Farmer's Arm by MightyMehr February 23, 2017