Dadnesia

Whenever A friend "forgets" that has a prior engagement with his dad and either alters or breaks plans with you.

Hey sorry bro so I'll leave it up to you whatever you want to do but I have a slight issue.. I can be out the door and on the bike in 10 mins with my shorts but I have to be back at the house by 6:30pm because I forgot my dad got steaks and was planning on grilling them. Will that still work? Sorry man this is one those things I was talking about yesterday with "still living at home" that always winds up being an issue I'm suffering from Dadnesia.

by JimGallo1973 August 21, 2022

dadnesia

When a person is running late or has to leave early and uses forgetting a prior obligation to their father as an excuse.

he won't be making it today he has dadnesia

by JimGallo1973 August 21, 2022

Damnesia

Amnesia with Tourettes Syndrome added in. Swearing up a storm and not remembering why.

I don't know why I was swearing last night, must have been damnesia.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

damnesia

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia

my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by

by Tyler Call March 30, 2007

damnesia

convienently forgeting something

She knew good and well she didn't pay her tuition, she just got damnesia!

by Denise Richardson July 20, 2008

damnesia

When a person does something outrageous while inebriated, then dosen't remember it the next day.

You were so wasteds you almost got in a fight with a guy twice your size! You wouldn't stop hitting on his girlfriend! You got damnesia, because I was like DAMN when I saw that!!

by king_mike June 17, 2009

Danesia

When you are the Victorian premier and you ruin the entire state then suddenly and very conveniently forget what happened.

I have Danesia.

I’m not sure who hired the private security firm.

I didn’t receive an offer of ADF assistance.

by Tigerland2019 September 25, 2020