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Suck Daddy's Dick 

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.
Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!
Suck Daddy's Dick by Melvin Punymyer February 22, 2011

suck big daddy crow 

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.
Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

Suck me daddy 

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.
Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

suck my pussy daddy 

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch
Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy!
Jack: no fuck off

Daddy Sucker 

Not a mother fucker but a Daddy Sucker.
Get away from me you daddy sucker.
Daddy Sucker by Frecks_ June 12, 2024

sucker daddy 

A man who gets trick by a girl who claims that he is the father when he aint.
Bro, Albert's ex came through a month after they broke up telling him that he gonna be a father. And he believes it! He's a sucker daddy.
sucker daddy by BigD9262 March 16, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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