Daddy Spot 

That perfect parking spot where a guy can park his car and avoid damage to the vehicle (such as door dings, shopping cart dings, scratches from passerbys and their baggage, etc.). This spot is usually located remotely, such as in the corner of a large parking lot, or next to a handicap spot with ample space to fully open car doors fully, or far away from a store entrance requiring a bit of a walk to one's destination.

Q: Why did you park so darn far away in that corner?

A: I found a sweet Daddy Spot for the vette!

Daddy Spot by SooperJeenyus January 15, 2019

daddy on the spot 

a step-father figure. A man who has taken up the position of father for the child(ren) of a single mother, of whom said man is steadily dating.

A man who takes the responsibility of providing for a single mother and her young.

Hey, what's up with Mikey lately?" "oh, you know, he's become daddy on the spot. He's all busy making PB&J's and coaching soccer now.

daddy on the spot by thecalamitydame June 15, 2011

daddy on the spot 

A male figure who has taken the position of dad/father to a child(ren) who are born to a woman the male figure is romantically involved with.

A man who takes up the position of fathering young who are not his own biological children.

My mom got together with my step-dad when I was 7 and that dudes been daddy on the spot since then. He's like a real father to me.

daddy on the spot by dudepassthebowl June 15, 2011

Daddyspoon

A spoon that your teacher may tell you to whack out and whip eggs with.

"Get that BIG daddyspoon out"
"Check out my daddyspoon!!"

Daddyspoon by Daddyspoon May 9, 2010

daddysoot 

Why are you searching this 😟

HAHAHAHH DADDYSOOTT

daddysoot by Hangesclothehanger September 5, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022