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When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.
You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

sorry ass dad 

a male human, not defined as a man who refuses to take care of is seed or denies the fact that he has one
I can't afford to take the kids to Disney, because his sorry ass dad hasn't helped me in any way.
sorry ass dad by jesselena June 9, 2007
The assdad, taken from the roman proverb "assdadius" Is used to describe a person of little worth.
Hey pyri you're an assdad
Ass Dad by strvs September 28, 2004

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day 

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

My dad's asscrack 

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack
My dad's asscrack by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

My dad's asscrack 

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack
My dad's asscrack by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021