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dad gum it 

You're too good to let that douchebag bring you down dad gum it !!
dad gum it by daviestoves January 8, 2011

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
Dad bless it by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

keep dad about it 

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
keep dad about it by QuacksO September 16, 2019

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? 

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

Is It Gay If She Look Like Her Dad?

Damn.....Thats a hard question my nigga.
DirtyAir-Forces: hey bro, is it gay if she look like her dad?

Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.

hey its me your scum bag dad 

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars