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Dad Syndrome 

When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome
"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"
Dad Syndrome by FarsFedeFerie June 5, 2020
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Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome 

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.
The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.

Bald Dad Syndrome 

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
Bald Dad Syndrome by not44limes September 6, 2021

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

Disapproving Dad Syndrome 

Disapproving Dad Syndrome(DDS) refers to the situation in which your partner's dad(Usually a female partner) disapproves of the relationship between you and your daughter. Has several magnitudes ranging from mild annoyance to full-out disallowing her to see you.
"Man, I met Sarah's parents and her dad just sat there and stared at me. I think I've got a good case of Disapproving Dad Syndrome."

"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"

Desi Dad Syndrome

- Firmly believing that their own nationality is superior to others, often expressing this conviction in various aspects of life by negatively stereotyping an out-group nationality.
- Perceiving their nationality as more respected and liked compared to other nationalities, forming a biased view of how their group is perceived.
- Assuming that people from out-group nationality desire them, supporting this belief by selectively choosing positive opinions from certain individuals in the out-group.
- Feeling a sense of desirability and assuming that people from other nationalities want to associate with them.
- Denying the possibility that their own nationality is perceived poorly, using statements like "We don't do that," "We are cleaner,", or "We are not terrorists" to distance themselves from out-group associations.
- Experiencing discomfort when associated with people from out-group nationality and attempting to disassociate by expressing disgust, often as a way to compensate for perceived inferiority.
- Engaging in denial when faced with uncomfortable situations, using phrases like "That's not true," or "I have never met/heard," to reject the idea that their own nationality not superior.
- Exhibiting an inferiority complex by subconsciously respecting and positively perceiving a specific group of people (usually white), leading to a desire to be associated with or perceived as equal to them, even if it involves cherry-picking examples to support this perception.
This girl’s got desi dad syndrome.

I’m afraid to invite pakistanis to my house because of my family’s desi dad syndrome.

This india-pakistan cricket watch party will bring out everyone’s desi dad syndrome.

dansyndrome 

an awful disease where a man gets very hot women but they tend to be too stupid to talk to. Its very sad for the infected but it is great for the kids friends because they have someone new to jerk to
Wow daniel's girl lizzy is sexy. Shes probably stupid though, daniel has dansyndrome
dansyndrome by moviegoer1239 December 6, 2010
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