Dad Shit 

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

Dad Shit by PierzPressure June 17, 2019

piece of shit dad 

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

Paul is a piece of shit dad.

piece of shit dad by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016

piece of shit dad 

A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.

Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.

piece of shit dad by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016

shit dad 

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year

my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad

shit dad by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt 

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad

Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022

my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

my dad would beat the shit out of me by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

Shitbag Dad Package 

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

Shitbag Dad Package by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021